Funny Pet Names

Anyone that calls their pet one of these names is bound to be hilarious! Which names do you think are the funniest? Write to us!

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  • Alf
  • Almond
  • Amaretto
  • Angora
  • Ankle Biter
  • Apple
  • Baba Ganoush
  • Ballerina
  • Bam Bam
  • Banana
  • Banana Split
  • Bandit
  • Bean
  • Big Mac
  • Billy the Kid
  • Bless You!
  • Blue Kraut
  • Blueberry
  • Blueberry Pie
  • Boing Boing
  • Bomber
  • Bonzo
  • Bouncy Ball
  • Bounty
  • Boxer
  • Brain
  • Brainiac
  • Brownie
  • Bubbles
  • Bumblebee
  • Butterfinger
  • Cappuccino
  • Captain
  • Caramel
  • Chanel
  • Chatterbox
  • Cheese Ball
  • Cheesecake
  • Cheezit
  • Chef
  • Cherry
  • Chilli
  • Chives
  • Choco
  • Cinnamon
  • Coconut
  • Crispy
  • Crumbs
  • Curls
  • Cutie Head
  • Cutie Pants
  • Cutie Patootie
  • Da Vinci
  • Ding Dong
  • DJ
  • Django
  • Dollar
  • Domino
  • Donut
  • Dollar
  • Dude
  • Dumpling
  • Einstein
  • Espresso
  • Fang
  • Farty
  • Floret
  • Foodie
  • Frostbite
  • Fruit Loop
  • Fuzz
  • Garfield
  • George Washington
  • Giggles
  • Goblin
  • Godzilla
  • Grapefruit
  • Grinch
  • Gucci
  • Gumball
  • Gumdrop
  • Gummy Bear
  • Habanero
  • Happy
  • Hard Roll
  • Hoover
  • Horace Horsecollar
  • Horseradish
  • James Bond
  • Jigsaw
  • Jockey
  • Joker
  • Kaboom
  • Kamica(t)ze
  • Ketchup
  • King Kong
  • KitKat
  • Kiwi
  • Licorice
  • Lobster
  • Maracuja
  • Marigold
  • Marshmallow
  • Mini
  • Mini Me
  • Minion
  • Mint
  • Mittens
  • Mr. Cat
  • Muffin
  • Muhammad Ali
  • Munchies
  • Nepomuk
  • Nibble
  • Nougat
  • Old Shatterhand
  • Onion
  • Onionlet
  • Pancake
  • Papaya
  • Paprika
  • Peachy
  • Peanut
  • Peperoni
  • Pepper
  • Pepsi
  • Pieplant
  • Pineappel
  • Pipsqueak
  • Poison Dwarf
  • Poker Face
  • Pomegranate
  • Pompom
  • Popcorn
  • Prada
  • Princess Butterscotch Candy
  • Professor
  • Professor Kaboom
  • Pudding
  • Rabbit
  • Radish
  • Raisin
  • Rambo
  • Rapunzel
  • Rascal
  • Raspberry
  • Rocket
  • Rocky
  • Rowdy
  • Rumpelstiltskin
  • Scorpion
  • Scribble
  • Sheriff
  • Shockheaded Peter
  • Sleepyhead
  • Smarty
  • Smartypants
  • Snickers
  • Snow White
  • Soda Pop
  • Sofa King
  • Specky
  • Splat
  • Sprout
  • Stinker
  • Stinky
  • Strawberry
  • Tabasco
  • Tarzan
  • Taxi
  • Thanksgiving
  • Tic Tac
  • Tiffany
  • Tiramisu
  • Toad
  • Tomato
  • Tornado
  • Twix
  • Tweetie
  • Werewolf
  • Wiener
  • Winnetou
  • Wreckingball